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11/10/2006 9pm
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14/10/2006 8pm
the tavern
wigan
18/10/2006 8pm
the sunbar
leicester
19/10/2006 8pm
ipswitch railway
ipswich
28/10/2006 8pm
zanzibar
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29/10/2006 7pm
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06/11/2006 8pm
purple turtle
london
17/11/2006 8pm
leeds
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february 06

7/2/06 @ Bar Fresa....played a gig in Liverpool with some quality bands...Flaming Apes Head, Samuel Sharp and Inside the black square, and then there was frank@frank-turner.com, you know what they say about meeting your heroes, well i'm just glad he's not my hero....

official ex million dead frank turner quotes
"get your filthy hands off my lead"

"i met a friend of mine after an all nighter at a party and he was really pissed off because he had been talking to a girl for 3 hours about her gap year and she wouldn't even sleep with him."



"how many people are here tonight because funeral for a friend got cancelled?? yeah well i was trying to ring the singer on my mobile earlier on and he wouldn't pick up so i'll be having words with him"

Twas good for a laugh

january 06

At the moment we are trying to do a recording
of the new songs we have been playing.
Hopefully there will be some 7 track cds at some point soon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



2005

december 05

Clit returned for one gig before returning back to the land of free houses and cannabis in shops for the new year.

october 05

THE FIRST OF HOPEFULLY A MILLION ALL DAYERS

29/10/05 @ T.J's....what a quality way to spent a Saturday, pissed up listening to bands, going tits in the pit at one end of the bar, whilst the other half is full of townies watching the footie loike. The gap of bullshit "i can't be in the same pub as you cos you've got silly hair" mentality has been bridged and fun was had by all......for free. Our set was a well articulated homage to the London Philharmonic Orchestra, executing both technical ability and dedication to traditional modal structures of the concerto. Not. Tobascagony.


23/10/05 @ T.J's.... Back to a two piece...serious musicians would never involve eggs in their performances.

16/10/05 @ T.J's.... EGG EGG EGG
EGG EGG EGG. John was not amused.

august 05

21/8/05 @ Farriers Arms....Unfortunately this
wicked olde wattle and daub pubbe doesn't have
a live entertainment license, so this night was
a one off thanks to them forgetting that fact. A quality mix of post-rock, rock, rock and roll, and rolling around on the floor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6/12/04
We are thinking of buying a dustpan and brush..

8/12/04
DEAD OR ALIVE @ images
CLICK HERE FOR PICTURES

the gig at images resulted in 10 to 15 loaves of bread being thrown by Morgan. Three police vans and an ambulance were called to acost trippy because they thought that the fake blood was real (cheeeeers nick). Stood in a silver dress covered in blood with a lampshade on his head he mannaged to turn the police away.however.... after totaly destroying his brand new guitar clit got arrested and cant remember why (we searched for him but only found his clothes) he woke up in a police cell and was asked to fuck off by the police after asking for another hour's worth of sleep.and john joe the designated driver went home and had a tea break.
one of our shittest gigs ever!!! Yay!! cheers to everyone for turning up your all ace yay!!!

12/12/04
MELOVEGG ALL DAYER @ t.j.s - worcester

we make a lot of mess and make a lot of noise. even the idea of a review is quite silly, let alone actually writing one. anyway. ben put on a punk all dayer and it was ace and there were lots of good bands, then we ruined it for him. john-joe fell asleep for a couple of hours behind a sofa and then we were ready to play. clit cut up his fingers on his bass and trippy discovered just why celery never was the ideal choice of drumstick. today was a three loaf day. we had a lovely couple of guest musicians, nazi cunt, the innapropriate poet/drummer, and lord fear, the legendary philosipher and throatalist from evesham. yippeeeeee

13/12/04
RETRIBUTION @ heav'n and hell - liverpool

after not actually having a gig there at all we decided to drive to liverpool to play anyway and low and behold Niel the promoter decided to let us play so after perfect virus played (who were ace) we did and it was "ace" ..
cheers again neil!!!

2004

18/12/04
Were still looking for a dustpan and brush if anyone out there can help us, leave a message on the board .. all donations are welcome.

19/12/04
BELATED BIRTHDAY BASH @ t.j.s - worcester

An evening of fun and games with Rotting Tramp, The Darren Brothers and The Pijin...the excuse...it was our friend elly's birthday in october.

30/12/04
BOOZESTOCK @ marrs bar - worcester

We opened this night of music with a breadless set, consisting of 200 tea bags, a couple of leek and some badly coordinated sillyness. Many thanks to pete for getting us the gig and to all the other bands for making it such an ace night. Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

toxic tramp live 2005
16/01/05

MELOVEGG ALL DAYER @ t.j.s - worcester

We played a short breadless set on a bill with some amazing bands...Chequered Footprints, Fighting in Someones House, The Penitraitors and Rotunda.

19/01/05
NIGHT OF EXTREMETIES @ the imperial - hereford

Jezworth the 1st opened the night with his usual blend of stand up laughter and acousticisms, to be followed by an incredibly silly pijin set. Unaware to John-Joe, Clit and Trippy had planned a new song called butter, which involved Clit rubbing butter into his knees and rolling around on the floor. The set was also memorable because the landlord who doesn't like swearing didn't appreciate DIE YOU PIGFUCKING ABOMINATION. Altogether a night of fun. Rotting Tramp were well on form, as were drink with the dead.


20/01/05

PINK MARSHMELLOW PARTY - heav'n and hell - liverpool

A multiple celebration of birthdays - the pijin opened with a bread fest of quite silly proportions, and treated the people of liverpool to possibly our best set ever. the flaming apes head were up next - always worth the 2 1/2 hour trip up the motorway, and then rotting tramp, minus bass guitar played a storming set. the evening was then nicely finished off by perfect virus...many thanks to everyone...a night to remember (?)

21/01/05
EXTREME FRIDAY @ the paul pry - worcester

The end of the toxic rotting pijin tramp tour saw us playing to a packed paul pry on the night of clits birthday. The effects of the previous nights was starting to take its toll, however a fun night of noise was had by all. clit managed to get wasted without being arrested and john-joe managed to avoid bursting the blisters sustained from the previous two gigs.

22/01/05
PHILIP NEWTH @ the arts workshop - worcester

An exhausted, infectious pijin rolled out of bed on saturday evening and reluctantly started preparations for the gig. we collected the equipment from the paul pry only for the car to run out of petrol 10 metres down the road. we had since run out of money, so the three of us pushed the car up the street, past a police car, over some traffic lights, and into the car park of the arts workshop. we played last, had one loaf of bread and tried to shake off our lethargic, contagious attitudes with a good dose of sillyness. a much enjoyed, diverse evening of creativity. thank you!!