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"hello there !!!
gig goose conundrum bready
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turtle nose clanger..." toxic pijin
WE ARE GENERALLY WELL UP FOR GIGGING
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march
5/3/06 @ TJ's Worcester
Tea Break |
Money Tree, Sett, Afterbirth, Parousia
flyer |
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2/3/06 @ Drezla Bar Liverpool Retribution |
Perfect Virus, The Amphetamines, Terraplane
flyer |
december 2005
21/12/05 @ Bar Fresa
Liverpool
Smelly Baby Promotions |
Samuel Sharp, Flaming Apes Head, Lovecraft, Ragz
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6/12/05 @ Bar Fresa
Liverpool
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Lovecraft,
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october 2005
29/10/05 @ T.J's
Worcester
Aural Pleasure & Tea Break
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Parousia, Meteor Street, Jesus was a Communist, Enemy Line, Honour among None, Planetman, Thrill Kill Culture, Great Eskimo Hoax, Psyflyer |
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23/10/05 @ T.J's
Worcester |
Sett, Thrill Kill Culture,
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16/10/05 @ T.J's
Worcester
Aural Pleasure |
Meteor Street
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september 2005
4/9/05
Tea Break @ T.J's
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Days of Darkness, Rotting Tramp, Dave Attack, Emerald Eye, Shit |
august 2005
21/8/05
The Farriers Arms, Worcester
Electric Eclectic
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The Skillz, Ethnic Rock, Meteor Street, Psyflyer |
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Psyflyer, The Twats, Dave Attack, |
may - european misadventure 2005
Malakkar
Achtersluispolder, Netherlands
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A birthday party for a guy from this squatted warehouse deep deep in an industrial estate north of amsterdam. We played the gig at about 2 am without Clit, who had dissapeared....after waiting around for several hours, we decieded that we would play anyway, and a German bass guitar student offered to fill in. We played on top of a 3 metre high wooden cabin in this huge warehouse so the acoustics were amazing. The gig ended in a chaotic mess - primal noise. The aftermarth: 2 borrowed drum skins split, a cymbal stand cracked and the guitar down to one string...this was our last gig in europe. Clit ended up reappearing the next day having spent 12 hours wandering around the dutch countryside completely lost. |
april 2005
Mega Squat
Den Haag, Netherlands
Fuck-the-Queen Party |
The Fantastich Fir
Accompanying four techno dj's, we made a lot of noise (although drowned out by even noisier techno) at this party on the top floor of a seven storey squatted office building in the centre of the dutch capital. The latest gig we have ever played, 5:00am, we ended up missing our next (earliest ever) gig at midday the following day. |
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De Kwaker, Zaandam
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Apart
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De Franse Bulldog
Scheveningen, Netherlands |
The Macho Balls of Steel, |
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De Bazart
Den Haag, Netherlands
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Power is Poison |
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23/4/05 @ 2B,
Zaandam, Netherlands
with The Curtains and their Terrible Story,
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2B was the end terrace in a squatted street in Zaandam, a city just north of Amsterdam. Number 2B was the eet-cafe, music venue and meeting place for the squatters in the city, until unfortunately the owner of the building got his way and evicted half of the street. We played with a local psychedelia band who brought members of family young and old along to see them...needless to say, they didn't stick around too long once the Curtains had finished and we started playing pig-fucker. The gig ended in complete noise and using the doorbell as an instrument. It is a shame this venue no longer exists but it is certain that the people involved in creating this venue will make it happen somewhere else. |
march 05
30/3/05
Le Labo
Lille, France |
Je Men Vous,
At the gig in Scheveningen the band offered us the oppurtunity to play with them at in squat in France. We agreed to play, and the next day, after picking up Clit from the airport headed to Lille. We all got very pissed and played terribly to a large crowd of disgusted French people |
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28/3/05
El Lokal Pirata
Scheveningen, Netherlands
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Je Men Vous
A gig with an incredible 4 piece jazz-noise band from Geneva, Switzerland. The third day in a row of gigs at the venue meant it was a small crowd, but everyone enjoyed the good atmosphere.. |
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12/3/05
El Lokal Pirata,
Scheveningen, Netherlands
Fix-it Fest
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Possible Suspects, The Assassanachs,
We turned up at this venue the night before the festival without a gig. We had seen the poster at a squat 150 miles away and decieded we would turn up, being a DIY band, and the fact the adress had the number 27 in it. We got speaking to the organisers who told us that one of the bands had dropped out, and asked us if we wanted to play. We were with MC Mic, our friend from Ghent, who took the microphone and rapped in Flemish whilst we made a lot of noise. The gig ended with us taking all of the instruments into the crowd and an hour of noisey musical anarchy |
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4/3/05
Porters Bar
Ghent, Belgium
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Our first gig in europe was two days after we arrived, at an Irish bar in the Belgian student town of Ghent. We played in front of a big window facing the street so there was a constant stream of people walking past and looking in. Katie Bass played in for a while, and then we were later joined on stage by MC Mic, a dude who got up and started freestyling in Flemish to the audience. - "WE'RE JUST JAMMIN" |
february 05
27/2/05
The Last Ever....Tea Break @ T.J's
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Rotting Tramp, Push Me Under,
Well it wasn't quite the last ever tea break, but it was a party to see us off on our mission. The police were called to sort out some inbred people fighting at the back and we threw around bread and broccoli. Quite a normal way to say goodbye to friends |
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24/2/05
The Paul Pry, Worcester
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Rotting Tramp,
Noisey death assault.....horrible high pitched synthesizer eardrum removal technique. |
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14/2/05
O'Niells, Bournemouth
Valentines Night Massacre
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with The Wheels of Steelefox, Riche & Bex
A student fundraiser organised by some friends of ours, we appalled a room full of unsuspecting people and threw lots of bread. |
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4/2/05
Heenan & Froude Social Club, Worcester
Elect Nobody Campaign
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Worcesters answer to the Pheonix club....the drinks are cheap. This gig was for the Elect Nobody political campaign organised by Brian Daglish...aka Jez. As the noise-terrorism wing of the party, we kidnapped Brian Daglish and made a horrible fucking noise before, during, and after throwing dog food all over the unsuspecting audience. |
january 05
27/1/05 @ Seven Stars
Kidderminster
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Clit and Trippy as a two piece featuring phil on pig fucker duties |
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22/1/05 @ the arts workshop
sansome place, worcester |
with mash, ed dark, jez and ed, meteor street and excavations feat. andy green
The fourth gig in a row, the car ran out of petrol and we had to push it into the car park of the Arts Workshop. Tired, wasted and hands cut to fuck - What a mission....now, i feel like getting something to eat, oh, hang on we don't actually have any money because we spent it all on bread to throw at people. Bollocks |
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21/1/05 @ the paul pry
the butts, worcester
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rotting tramp
Clits 20th birthday, lots of noise, no bread due to the nice upholstrey and safe as fuck landlord. |
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20/01/05 @ heav'n and hell
fleet st., liverpool
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rotting tramp, the flaming apes head and perfect virus.
A multiple birthday extravaganza in Liverpool....BREAD galore. |
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19/1/05 @ the imperial
widemarsh st., hereford, |
with jezworth the 1st, rotting tramp and drink with the dead.
BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, |
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16/1/05 @ T.Js
angel place, worcester
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with chequered footprints, the cunts, rotting tramp, fury, fighting in someones house, the penitraitors and rotunda
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august - december 2004
30/12/04
BOOZESTOCK @ marrs bar - worcester
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We opened this night of music with a breadless set, consisting of 200 tea bags, a couple of leek and some badly coordinated sillyness. Many thanks to pete for getting us the gig and to all the other bands for making it such an ace night. |
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19/12/04
BELATED BIRTHDAY BASH @ t.j.s - worcester
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Rotting Tramp, The Darren Brothers and The Pijin |
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13/12/04
RETRIBUTION @ heav'n and hell - liverpool
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after not actually having a gig there at all we decided to drive to liverpool to play anyway and low and behold Niel the promoter decided to let us play so after perfect virus played (who were ace) we did and it was "ace" .. |
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12/12/04
MELOVEGG ALL DAYER @ t.j.s - worcester
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we make a lot of mess and make a lot of noise. even the idea of a review is quite silly, let alone actually writing one. anyway. ben put on a punk all dayer and it was ace and there were lots of good bands, then we ruined it for him. john-joe fell asleep for a couple of hours behind a sofa and then we were ready to play. clit cut up his fingers on his bass and trippy discovered just why celery never was the ideal choice of drumstick. today was a three loaf day. we had a lovely couple of guest musicians, nazi cunt, the innapropriate poet/drummer, and lord fear, the legendary philosipher and throatalist from evesham. yippeeeeee |
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8/12/04
DEAD OR ALIVE @ images
Worcester
Dead or Alive Alternative Night |
Penitraitors,
Errr, this gig will be suppressed from the memory banks of many people for a long time. A while after this gig it was overheard someone talking about ...."a night at Images where a band played, made a horrible noise with electric guitars and all that. I arrived there to find the club covered in what must've been about 20 loaves of bread, and they were all fucked on acid eating bread off the floor barking like dogs. I'd never seen anything like it. I was like, "fock this, i've had enough," so i started trying to get them out. They all focked off pretty quick like, but you should have seen the state of the place - and one of the band was covered in blood - one of the guitarists had smashed him in the face with a guitar............" Yeah right whatever. Fake blood does wonders to get rid of angry bouncers. The last that was seen of Clit that night was him running up the road. Despite him leaving a trail of clothes nobody could find him, until he reappeared the next morning having spent the night on a cold stone matress at the police station. When awoken, he asked for an extra hours sleep.
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7/11/04
Tea Break @ T.J.'s
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Rotting Tramp, Push Me Under, The Black Bond,
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6/8/04
Apple Tree, Worcester
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Penitraitors, Fury,
The first ever gig for the toxic pijin , the last ever gig at the venue that has now been emotionally renovated and renamed 'the firefly' by the dickhead of a landlord. Toy instruments, silly clothes and bread scared some people, but made us realise how fun it is to empty a room by making a horrible noise.
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