After being pissed off with the fact that they couldn't be arsed to work at the kays factory any longer, without something fun to do out side of packing envelopes for wankers in a horrible factory, john-josephus murray and jonatron matthew david cording had the idea of forming a band that was originaly going to be called "lets be twats." This idea involved dressing up in stupid clothes and playing as badly as possible dressed like total assholes, much like your average emo band, except that we also planned to distribute bread amongst the crowd.
For a while the idea was but only engleburt in the nesbitron until Ben Langdon (of penitraitors fame) said yes to our request, and put us on headlining a gig at the apple tree. the bread ensured that everyone was to be banned from playing there ever again and no one got any money despite ramming the pub with people (pewy, the emotional cunt of a manager is our favourite "friend" yay !!)

We played another gig as a two piece, until we discovered clitoris boutros gali passed out on the sofa of our wonderful squat in st johns, and when he finally awoke we had a jam and the rest is historical.

BOLLOX TO EVERYTHING, FUCK THE "SCENE" AND LETS BE TWATS >>>